S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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