she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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