Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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