Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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