ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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