what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
