my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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