every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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