You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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