I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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