evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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