After last night, I could never be a politician.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize
