Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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