If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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