Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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