We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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