I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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