that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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