Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Houston, we have a blender
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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