Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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