just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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