I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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