Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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