Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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