I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Randomize
