This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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