Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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