in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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