ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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