You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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