I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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