Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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