I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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