thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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