So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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