Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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