I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I wish I could teleport
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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