Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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