Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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