a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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