do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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