And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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