I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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