His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
this is an emotional support booty call
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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