I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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