Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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