Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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