Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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