Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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