i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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