awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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